Sports Jokes

Q. What is a ghost's favorite position in soccer?
A. Ghoul keeper.

Q. Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A. Because she's always running away from the ball.

Q. When is a baby good at basketball?
A. When it's dribbling!

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one!

Q. Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
A. Because he just ate and didn't want to swim on a full stomach!

Q. What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?
A. The scenter spot!

Q. What runs but never moves?
A. A fence.

Q. How do you start a firefly race?
A. Ready, set, glow!

Q. What race is never run?
A swimming race.

Q. What animal is the best cricket player?
A. The bat.
Harry walked over to the Priest after services, “You know Father, I am really stuck in a quandary I would like to attend church next week but I just can’t miss the big game next Sunday, it’s just out of the question.” “Oh Harry Harry” said the Priest putting his arm around Harry, “don’t you know? that’s what recorders are for.” Harry’s face lit up “you mean I could record your sermon?”

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Harry walked over to the Priest after services, “You know Father, I am really stuck in a quandary I would like to attend church next week but I just can’t miss the big game next Sunday, it’s just out of the question.” “Oh Harry Harry” said the Priest putting his arm around Harry, “don’t you know? that’s what recorders are for.” Harry’s face lit up “you mean I could record your sermon?”

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