Riddles and Answers.

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: It was a high school.

Q: What did the Vegetable Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!

 

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